Raised under idyllic circumstances in the country, Wubert was noticeable for his excessive facial hair even as a child. His nursery teacher was astounded by the fluff on his features and saw it as an omen for hairy communicative outbursts. Wubert’s need to communicate is so strong now that he constantly mumbles through his beard. Apart from his life as a star – he is dubbed to be the host of a casting show on an international music channel – he devotes his sadly limited spare time to Scottish Ballads of the Briny Seas. In sports he focuses on the discipline of “mapless orienteering”. He is also a passionate dancer, so much so that, following the perusal of a Haitian Voodoo Dance book, he now finds it impossible to stop. It also seems that he has found a surefire strategy to lead women astray only to enlighten them afterwards. His extravagant moves have lead him to the most remote locations so nowadays he operates with an internationally active dance squad. From time to time he consults the voodoo author in question and regularly transfer substantial amounts of cash to his account. In his quest for world dominance he has joined forces with an insider of the Asian Disco scene because this is a market that still awaits saturation.

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