Djeree Djëf le touriste is best known for his restless inertia and his obvious affection for tiny plastic bricks of Danish origin, which represent his structural chaos. Djeree Djëf le touriste is also known as “Discoman” as a result of his prenatal 1972 hit “I’m a discoman”. His roots go back to Charlemagne, whose paternal aunt back in the Dark Ages was infamous for conducting experiments with hapless minstrels. He first met his guitar in a self-help group for sufferers of chalk phobia. Every year he spends a period of retreat in a fortress in the Black Forest, where it is claimed that he consorts with Gaullish women in order to start his own banana republic. Intuition, he believes, manifests itself in these blonde, shapely and stunning Gaullish women, with whom he seeks intercourse. Along with his passion for Mikado played in total darkness, he often admiringly contemplates his goldfish for its fleet-footedness. His excessive debauchery and his insistence on living his dark side to the full are well documented in the gutter press. He also finds he is increasingly popular with manufacturers of bar counters.

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